Love is crazy. So when two crazy couples fall in love, the tectonic plates loses controls and repositions the earth due to its sheer desire to try and shake people back into consciousness.
Unfortunately, crazy people don’t really stop their craziness until they feel they kill each other and the world.
Unfortunately again, they don’t really stay dead, they rise up a bigger freak.
Here are the craziest people with their craziest partners.
10. Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee
They are the pioneers of sex video.
Back when the world didn’t give a damn who Paris Hilton was banging, these two let the world in their sexcapades and unnknowingly launched a whole new industry. Celebrity sex video industry. If there is anyone Paris should thank, it’s these two.
9. Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley
I love the king of pop. I really do and that admiration existed even before he died but even as a fan, I have to admit that I can’t imagine anyone kissing that face. It’s just so out of it man. Lisa Marie is a pretty girl so it’s just… weird.
8. Morgan Freeman and E’Dena Hines(Stepgranddaughter)
There is just something wild about sleeping with a baby your help raised. There is nothing illegal with their relationship and by all accounts she is legal but he, once a upon a time, changed her diaper and now she’s sleeping with her.
Apparently, she’s the clingy one and insists on having a baby with him.
7. Britney Spears and Fred Durst
At some point, I do remember reading an article about Fred “not planning this whole thing about Britney. It just happened”. I didn’t really give a fuck then and I don’t give a fuck now but I have to say Fred got lucky. Remember that this was the pre-breakdown Britney. She was hot man.
So, after the rock and roll world threw up on Fred, Britney denied ever sleeping with Fred. Fred didn’t take the denial well so he decided to go on Howar Stern’s show to give the world an account of the night when they supposedly did it.
6. Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston
They did drugs together and did a reality show together that showed them [right after]doing drugs together. He was insecure of her success which he tried to cover up by being abusive her verbally, pulling her away from her career, giving her more drugs and pulling their financial status down.
On January 11, 2000, airport security guards discovered marijuana in both Houston’s and husband Bobby Brown’s luggage at a Hawaiian airport, but the two boarded the plane and departed before authorities could arrive. Charges were later dropped against her and Brown, but rumors of drug usage between the couple would continue to surface. Two months later, Clive Davis was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Houston had been scheduled to perform at the event, but did not attend.Shortly thereafter, Houston was scheduled to perform at the Academy Awards but was fired from the event by musical director and long time friend Burt Bacharach. Though her publicist cited throat problems as the reason for the cancellation, many speculated it was drugs.
She recently admitted her drugs binged and the mutually abusive relationship she got herself into.
5. Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thorton
When you carry your partner’s blood with you and display it for the world to see, dude, you’re downright insane.
4. Madonna and Dennis Rhodman
It was a passionate. He was a cross dressing macho man and she was a cross dressing macho girl.
They never really talked about their sex life in public so we don’t know much but looking at these two’s track record, everyone knew it was doomed.
After they broke up, Madonna went on to throwing names at Dennis Rhodman in different interviews that are too far in between for anyone to remember.
3. Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson
In all fairness to Jenna and Tito, they seem to be really on it for a good try. She retired from the porn industry and sold her porn empire to give birth to their twins and be a full time mom and partner.
He, on ther hand, has worked hard on building a brand around his name and has had some amount of success.
But you have to admit that having a former UFC champion and porn queen as a couple is pretty wild.
2. John Lennon and Yoko Ono
Dare I say they are the first legitimate wild couple of hollywood. They, in more than one occassion, posed naked for the press, battled the American Immigration law, defied public opinion and universal moral laws.
1. Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn
If there is anyone who can match Morgan Freeman’s record, it would be Woody Allen. Soon-Yi is his stepdaugther.
In an interview when Soon-Yi was still hitting puberty, he joked about making sexual moves on a relative.
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